New York, 2004 April 12

Welcome to jackassofalltrades.com. I'm your host, the Jackass of All Trades. Unless your imagination is busted, I'm sure that you can imagine how busy someone with my title might be. As a result, there's nothing of interest here. I plan to rectify that some day, if only because rectify is such a great word, but until then, I suppose you're just going to have to go screw yourself.

Cordially,

The Jackass of All Trades

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Mark Mentovai
2004 April 12
2011 March 28